Gus: I'm having more ice cream.
Mom: Haven't you eaten any real food today?
Gus: Ice cream IS food.
Mom: No it's not, its just frozen milk. *Walks out of the room*
Me: And your not even eating good ice cream.
Gus: Yes i am, it's great.
Me: no,its green. I'm not sure that's even edible now. whens the expiration date?
